Dr. Michael Jastram

“Please disregard the attached resume – it is terribly out of date.”

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The economy is slow, which means that many people are polishing up their resumes. If you want to know how not to write your resume, check out Resumania.

Other marvels:

  • “Please don’t regard my 14 positions as job-hopping. I never once quit a job.”
  • “I realize that my total lack of appropriate experience may concern those considering me for employment.”
  • Qualifications: “Twin sister has accounting degree.”

… and many more. Don’t forget to check out the Hall of Fame!