“Please disregard the attached resume – it is terribly out of date.”

The economy is slow, which means that many people are polishing up their resumes. If you want to know how not to write your resume, check out Resumania.

Other marvels:

  • “Please don’t regard my 14 positions as job-hopping. I never once quit a job.”
  • “I realize that my total lack of appropriate experience may concern those considering me for employment.”
  • Qualifications: “Twin sister has accounting degree.”

… and many more. Don’t forget to check out the Hall of Fame!